Now, for those that don’t know, there is a website that basically is getting a lot of heat because it allows users to upload a “roast”. There is a lot of haterade going on, especially on the internet. I was wondering when my fat mug would make it on the site because I know there are tons of people that hate me. Well last week, someone put my mug on there:

I am all for freedom of speech. I am glad that it wasn’t anything crazy. Some of the roasts are pretty fucked up. Not because I know a lot of the people being roasted but rather some of them are downright fucked up. And if I think something is fucked up then it must be truly terrible. I saw one post where this dude posted pics of his ex girl sucking his dick, cumshot included.  Although, I think its stupid for chicks to let themselves get photographed while they are doing the genital tango. Especially, when they dont want that shit leaked out for the world to see. I think it should be common courtesy for a dude to not release shit like that. Now if the chick was a porn star, I might let it slide because her vagina is out in the open all the time.

Anyways, there are other posts that might affect peoples lives and that shouldnt be the case. The internet is one scary motherfucker. I will say this though, the site is mad addicting to read through.  So if you have time to kill at work check out www.roastlist.com.

Next I was asked to MC a wedding. Normally, I don’t do this type of gig because I dont have much wedding material and I don’t like the idea that I might be able to ruin a wedding day because of my crassness. But the wedding was for my buddy Lazy Swayze and Sarah.

Even though I shit on people all the time, I would like to say congrats guys! The wedding was damn beautiful. It also helps that lots of the guests were buddies.

MVP of the night had to be Sarah’s Mom. She was rocking out on the dance floor all night long. You haven’t lived until you see a middle aged Korean lady in a hanbok rocking out to Soulja Boy! True story!

One More thing! Check out my buddy Big Phony!

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That is all for now. I am going to bed its been a hell of a week.

Go get my dvd! I need to eat this week! Thanks!