I Suck at Relationships (Part 1)
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Girls tell each other everything. EVERYTHING! Guys don’t tell their guy friend everything in detail. Let me explain:

When I was way fatter, I had a rash on my stomach because my stomach skin was being irritated by the waistband on my pants. (Pants were too tight and I was broke to buy larger pants.) So only 3 people on the planet knew about this rash. Me, My GF at the Time, and my Dermatologist. On one particular Christmas, her friend, who aint a pharmacist, gave me rash cream as a Christmas gift. When we got home me and my gf at the time got into a huge fight. She was like I don’t give a fuck if your friends know about me. I have nothing to hide. So from that day on my friends called her freddy kreuger pussy. She had the ugliest vagina I have seen to date. And I have seen a lot. It look like her cunt was set on fire and put out with a wet chain. That shit will give you nightmares. Needless to say Nightmare on Elm Street pussy and I broke up. I guess it was too embarrassing for her to know that a lot of people knew she had beef jerky pussy.

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