Posted April 30th, 2014 by

This has been bugging me for quite some time so I figure I should let it all out before it drives me insane. I feel like it is safe to say that men generally are not fond of materialistic gold diggers. And when you think of those terms, you think of that chick Donald Sterling got fucked over by. Or any of Tiger’s mistresses. Or any of these thousands and thousands of stories of gold digging cunts all across the world. And yes there are varying degrees of it but I personally believe every girl has a bit of materialism in them. Now ladies, before you get all crazy. Give me some time to explain.

If a man wanted to live just for himself, meaning just to survive, he would live like me. I can pay all my bills, I live in an apartment, have a car that rarely gives me problems, could eat whatever the hell he wants, and just give a shit about what he wants to give a shit about. This is us when we aren’t trying to impress anyone. I am personally happy with doing the best that I can doing what I do.

But unfortunately, me as a human being and as a man, can’t live like this forever. It is meaningless to life like this . So we try to work to get a house. Make decent money, don’t dress like a bum, and basically peacock my way into getting a girl and hopefully I trust her enough to give her everything I got.

This part obviously is not news but here is what I mean but every girl is materialistic. Let’s say you (lady) have a job. Can pay all your bills, apartment, car, etc. You can eat and do whatever the fuck you like by yourself. You can pamper yourself. But you too as a human being cant live like that forever.

Let me give you an example.

Say Charlie and Betty have mediocre jobs. Make mediocre money (let’s say 50k/yr max). They are surviving just fine alone. Now lets say Charlie and Betty met, and they like/love each other just fine. But now after some time passes by BOTH Charlie and Betty will assess whether their significant other is that forever type of person.

Now ideally if Charlie can survive and Betty can survive, then living together means they can both survive and ideally spend less money. So meaning that they as a couple can save money to do couple shit together (Vacations, House, Children, etc.)

Now here is where it gets tricky. When you start thinking about kids of course they cost money. Maybe 100k a year wont cut it. But lets really really think about this. Is it not possible to raise your kid in a not so great neighborhood? Yes you want to give your child the best, but I also believe raising a good child aint got anything to do with money. Do you really need to live in a house? DO you really need to own the property? Ideally you want it all but it is truly not necessarily.

So yes as a man and as a parent, the guy wants to provide more than what the family really needs but due to a woman’s innate materialism, Charlie and Betty most likely wont work out. Let’s be honest, even if you aren’t an outward gold digger, you want to be elevated in life by your man. Of course you want to get married and go into a house that he/ both of you own. Of course you want to marry a man who you can trust will not just provide but go beyond to fulfill your materialistic needs. And yes, most guys want to be able to fulfill more just providing the necessities but it definitely shouldn’t be a given. And when it IS given, it should be appreciated.

In this day and age when men and women are supposed to be equal, these concepts of expecting the man to provide truly doesn’t go with the concept of equality. This shit aint equal.

But given that I am a super realist, I know that I wont change the minds of girls in this respect. And most men wont change women’s minds on such entitlement. So we suck it up, but that leads to couples that never get married but are together for a long time. Given that men don’t want to give half of themselves, to someone they can truly trust.

Because I truly believe the majority of women believe like this:

You take all your partners traits, except wealth. Now if you evaluate the pros and cons, there will be a lot of guys that make the passing grade. Hell you might love the shit of your partner. But I am sure you have “loved” more than one person in your life. So that means a handful of fools qualified in that test. Now lets say ladies you have 4 dudes all different but all you love. How do you chose who you will pick to be that dude that you will be willing to deal with. I truly believe wealth plays a factor into your calculations after the personality and family tests. You don’t want to be downgraded in position obviously. You want to be elevated. You want the dude that makes enough money where you know that you and your family will be FINANCIALLY taken care of. Notice I didn’t say emotionally, and or physically taken care of.

A guy will chose based on who is the most down for him. If girls are equally down, then they will go for better looking.

So when I say this, most women will point out that men too are superficial. All we want to do is fuck the nice ass, big tits, hot girl. But you gotta understand that’s our biology. All male animals want that delicious ass or whatever that makes an animal horny. We can’t help that that’s what turns us on. I believe a handful of comics have stated that money is a man’s pussy. I agree except for the fact that we want pussy because it is in our DNA while womens want money is not biology. It’s taught through generations and generations of programming.

Yes there are definitely are exceptions. I am sure that there are strong women that love and marry a dude and is willing to really ride it out really through hell and back. And I salute all you girls like that. Because you are willing to work for elevation with your man, not because of your man. And you are truly in love with that guy. But them chicks are unicorns.

But if you are trying to get the easy life then of course you are going to treat you like shit. Because that is what we men think of you.
If I am directly or indirectly spending my money to get your pussy and you don’t appreciate it, we aren’t gonna love you to the degree that you ideally want.

So my point in all of this is that men, know that to a certain extent, you are all imbedded with some sort of yearning for more than necessary. You want a cool easy life. But life isn’t supposed to be easy. Its going to be fucking hard. And even if the guy will suck it and try his damn best to provide, you gotta know that he is going against what HE wants to do. You gotta appreciate that he is trying to make you happy. You gotta appreciate him for staying with your imperfect ass just as much as he has to appreciate you for that same reason. That’s why when a girl gets a dude a gift and its more meaningful to the guy because we know you don’t have to and you thought of us.

And if you don’t mind still being a bit materialistic and still want to find a man. Do me a favor and figure out how he is going to love you past what you look like currently when you still got it. Because at 55 both of yall will be unfuckable. Trust me, a lot of you materialistic girls really have nothing more to offer than your hot 20s, sexy early 30s, and meh 35-45. And that’s biology too I guess. You need to prove you are worth receiving a man’s lively hood.

Again if it helps, we try to guard our freedom/bachelor happiness like you guard your pussy. Except you are fighting science and we are fighting embedded behavior. That’s why its harder for dudes because we have to always fight it.

And please don’t give me the physically weaker species stance because if that is the case than you cannot be considered equal and then it makes men go fuck it, I can always find another dumb 20 year old. And again this endless cycle of non accountable girls and shitty douchebags that “buy” their trophy wife occurs.

At the end of the day, I am trying to explain a possible solution but ladies the change needs to come collectively from you.

Posted August 6th, 2013 by

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein

It seems to me that the majority of people around me are not happy with their lives. Every day there is someone on my facebook time line that complain or leave some emo ass status about how their life sucks because they are pulling long hours at work, traffic, their computer crashed, their recent break up with their significant others, etc.

Let’s start off by saying it is virtually impossible to be happy all the time.  The reason for this is due to the greediness of humans. A lot of people live life with a life checklist. I want to make a lot of money. I want a significant other that is super attractive, smart, kind, caring, and loves me unconditionally. I wanna live in a big house with 2 sexy ass cars parked in the garage. There are a plenty of other shit that you probably have on your shitty “Happy Checklist”.  Let’s say you mark off everything on your checklist, you most likely wont be happy. Why? Because you always want more.

Looking for happiness in that way is like looking for pussy in Turkish bathhouse.

I used to make decent money as a consultant back in the days. If I stayed, I would probably making a comfortable living right now. Yes having money will help out. Being poor fucking sucks. Worrying about bills and being on a budget always sucks. Buuuuuut. Having money doesn’t necessarily mean you are gonna be happy. Does a new expensive handbag really make you happy? Does having a hundred thousand dollar car really make you happy? Sure it’s cool. Drive around in a Ferrari and have every body looking at you and treating you proper at the valet.

Then a motherfucker with a nicer more expensive car will come through and now all them people that were giving you props will ogle at his car. So you are there with the second nicest car in the lot. And in all honesty, you don’t want to be second place. Now you aint as happy as you used to be, cuz you aint getting that attention.

It’s like girls with that continually are in pursuit of being the prettiest they can possibly be. Plastic surgery, the nicest clothes, the expensive brand handbags are all things these girls gravitate to in order to achieve beauty. I get it. I totally understand that you want every guy to wanna be with you and other chicks to be jealous of you. Trust me it’s the same shit as the car analogy above. Buuuut in all honesty there will always be someone hotter than you. And as you get older, your ranking in the pretty contest will continue to drop. That’s just life. Sure keep on getting your nails done and get skin care.  But don’t think that it’s the most important thing.

I’m not saying I’m some sort of hippie muthafucker either. Yea I too want material things. I want my future wife to be caring, sweet, pretty, etc.  Buuuut all that shit is relative. Sure I want to make a lot of money so I can live comfortably. Not just for me but also for my family and friends.

I am definitely not doing as well I used to financially. Im definitely in a different tax bracket. Sure I have friends that have great families of their own, drive nice cars, and make a decent comfortable living. And I won’t lie, there are many times when I do envy them. But I also know that they get their own set of problems that I probably wont ever know about til I have a family of my own.

So after what’s the point of all this? The point is that may be we are looking for happiness in all the wrong places. Everyone is different so I won’t give you a tutorial on how to attain it. Quite frankly, I am also seeking happiness. And my attempt at this is to completely disregard my checklist. I threw that shit in the trash bin and clicked on delete forever. Don’t get me wrong, I still have quite a few goals that I still wish to attain but I realized instead of just looking at these goals, maybe you should stop and “smell the roses” so to speak. You can trash me for using a shitty cliché. But I honestly believe it.

I wanna wish retroactive abortions on those people that say shit like life isn’t fair. Life is the fairest things possible because YOU don’t deserve a damn thing. I will type it again. YOU DON’T DESERVE A MUTHAFUCKIN THING! People tend to over value themselves and hence they believe they deserve all these great things but be honest with yourself.

I was writing at a café when I overheard some chick tell her friend that she deserves better than then her current boyfriend. And I am going to start off by saying, I don’t know what their relationship is like but the her complaints about her boyfriend seemed to be the typical, he isn’t making that much money, he aint as good looking, I don’t find him attractive garbage. Again I closed my eyes and pleaded for a retroactive abortion on these chicks.

Why does she deserve better? Is she the smartest, prettiest, nicest, sweetest, richest chick? I highly doubt it. Instead of being thankful that some dude is with her and dealing with all her shitty baggage and expectations, she complains and wishes for something better. She’s like a C student wondering why she didn’t get into Harvard. It’s because you don’t deserve shit you dumb cuntasaurus.

As Einstein said, its insane to do the same shit over and over again expecting different results. And quite frankly for the majority of my life, I was one insane dumbass. So it’s time for some changes. Not just in what I do but how I think. Maybe some of you should make some changes too because quite frankly, its fucking annoying to hear about how shitty your life is. I don’t really feel bad that things aren’t going your way. I feel bad at how much of a monumental idiot you are. And here is one more thing. Most people around you feel the exact same way I do when you vent on facebook about your shitty day.  And all those pity responses and likes you are getting really don’t mean shit in the long run.

Posted May 26th, 2013 by

All my life, I have had to deal with Golddiggin Whores (GDW). The first girl I ever had sex with slept with me so I can give her free shit from my parents store. This GDW gave up her vagina for flaming hot cheetoes and lucas candy. I didn’t think much of it because I was young and hell I was getting vagina for virtually free. Well if you factor in the cost of the chips and candy it probably came out to 20 cents. Not bad right? Anyways, as I got older, the levels and in which these GDW have evolved to make me wanna punch these bitches in the throat.  On my recent trip to Korea, I saw it so blatantly I had to take a step away from the crowd because I was about to snap.

My friend and I were walking down a pretty popular street in Seoul. Garosugil if you are curious. This area is kinda like The Grove and Larchmont rolled into one. The main street is lined with clothing stores, coffee shops, and restaurants. Most of the people walking through that day were a bunch of plastic faced monsters. The weather was pretty nice when I got out there, so these chicks were very dolled up and as a horny man, it was very pleasing to look at. A bunch of head turners. Out of all this chicks though, 2 caught my eye. They were walking toward my friend and I. Just as this was happening, a Porsche 911 zooms past us and one of those girls said, “ughh that like soooo the older model”. Her friend shook her head like “I know right? How tacky.” I almost jumped infront of these no good GDWs and yell “ Yo! You bitches are walking!” But given that I have been trying to be a nicer positive person, I held it in. Barely.

And every girl I met out there, just yapped about money. I wanna buy this, I wanna wear that. I was like yo, what the fuck are wrong with these bitches. Why are they so obsessed with material things. So I really tried to figure out the psyche of these GDW.

Right off the bat, I just want to say, that, Yes, I am willing to give everything I have and own to a woman that deserves it. The problem is these GDW are trying to sell something that aint all that great. So let’s say I give one of you GDW everything I have. What do I get in return? If the answer is your looks and your vagina, you are out your Goddamn mind. What you goofy bitches don’t understand is that your looks and vagina are a depreciating asset. So in order for you to be an appreciating asset, you gotta do shit that makes us appreciate you. Most importantly, you gotta appreciate that for a guy to try to be a nice guy, they gotta constantly gotta do shit that goes against their biological make up.

Now the line that most these GDW’s will say is that they have more to offer than just their looks. Ok then, tell me what it is. I can wait all day. Do you think its your dazzling personality? Do you think its your smarts? Do you think is your impeccable diligence in making sure the house is sparkling clean? Nope… With a GDW’s mentality, I am willing to bet good money, you aint any of those things mentioned above. The reason you bitches still have hope is because rich goofy muthafuckas are still falling for it.  If you really think about it, there isn’t much of a difference between a GDW and a hooker.

Some may even argue that our money represents the ability to provide stability for the family there are gonna build with them. Yes, it’s a good selection process. It really does make sense, buuuuuuuut again what chick you know with a GDW’s mentality would be able to raise a family properly.  You see when you have symptoms of GDW you are incapable of being selfless. And thats the most important thing about raising a family. So what is it that you have to offer in return?

Lets play this game. Say some dude, falls head over heels for a GDW. He is willing to give the bitch all he has. He works his ass off to make that chick happy. Buying her shit, spoiling her, and treating this entitled cunt like a princess. But sooner or later, the dude will realize that the lust/passion he has for his woman is no longer there. Then, what… He is gonna try to find back that lust and passion but with some other chick. And once the girl finds out. Bam! Divorce! And that GDW is gonna play like a victim and take half the dudes shit.

Sure the dude is at fault to for going all in on some dumb shit. But the root of the whole problem are these GDWs.

Let me give you an analogy to explain this situation. When I was 16, I saved money to buy my first car. Like most kids, we wanted our first car to be cool. It better look cool. So, I went ahead and bought a Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo. Don’t judge me, back that rice rockets were hot. Anyways, the first day I got it, I was driving in my neighborhood, when this cholo pulled up next to me in a shitty 1988 Oldsmobile. That shit was beat the fuck up. Doors were different colors. Primer on the hood. The cholo goes, “Ey Chino, You wanna race?” I looked at the cholo like he was fucking nuts. Is this guy kidding me? I’d destroy him. with my aerodynamic/ sexy ass car. So we start to race and I tried to gun it but next thing I know, I see the cholo a good half a block ahead of me. When we got the the next stop light, the cholo waited for me and was like “Ey foo, your car is a piece of shit holmes.” He then drove away. I hated my car after that but it was a lesson learned.

You see kids, a GDW is like my Eclipse. It may look nice but the engine, the transmission, pretty much engineering of the car was a piece of shit. You can put a spoiler on that shit, you can get a nicer body kit, lower that shit but ultimately it’s a piece of shit right out the factory. And just like a car, every day goes by, that car is worth less and less. Yes certain cars go from old cars to classics, but lets be honest, how many eclipses will be revered like a Shelby mustang? Just cuz I can see into the future, Imma tell you the answer is zero.

So my message is pretty simple…

To the guys… Yo, don’t empower these GDWs. I know its hard. These girls keep getting cuter and hotter.  But you muthafuckas need to stay strong and just fuck these bitches and move on. Let em get to an age when they realize their vaginas are expired. Then let em figure out the lesson the hard way.

To the GDWs… Look, I understand your hustle. At the end of the day, you are banking on the fact that you making/stealing/getting money and material will be justified because you are pretty and deserve it. Furthermore, You will believe that this is to protect your future. But in all honesty, take a step back and realize that you are nothing more than a patient hooker if you don’t work on other skills and personality traits. And I mean really self assess and improve on skills that last a lifetime.

Because at the end of the day, I wanna be able to hate people less. Thanks!

Posted March 22nd, 2013 by

I was thinking about marriage recently, like a real fair assessment of my current readiness etc.

And I realized when a guy says he aint ready for a relationship, he is afraid of losing his freedom. Not really the freedom to fuck other chicks and party with his friends and all that other stereotypical shit.

I am fine with fucking the same girl for the rest of my life but, what I am afraid to lose is the ability to not give a fuck. Because for a dude, if he is in a relationship, he has to ALWAYS give a fuck.

When she is next to him he has to always worry if she comfortable, is she hungry. Even when she aint physically around, we have to give a fuck. When should I call or text.

The only break we get from giving a fuck is when we are sleep.

It’s like chicks and their period. Right before and during the monthly cleansing of evil, they constantly have to give a fuck. You chicks think:

Am I gonna leak?

Oh shit I cant wear white.

Do i have a tampon in my bag just in case?

Do i wear Regular today or should I switch to Lites?

I’m horny but will he get grossed out?

So my point is women deal with it 1-2 weeks a month. While we deal with our giving a fuck every single day that we are together.

So help us with this by sometimes just sitting down and shutting the fuck up from time to time. Just like sometimes you don’t want to deal with us when you are on your period. Just leave us alone from time to time. Because I’m trying to work and be me so that I can eventually take care of us. But us constantly giving a fuck about you is actually stopping me from really providing for you.

Its like we are Superman. Every day he has to worry about meteors and whack shit that is gonna fuck up the earth. AND while we are out there dealing with this problem, dumb ass Lois Lane gotta get caught up on some bullshit and she is dropped from the Empire State Building. Now Superman gotta stop what he is doing to catch your ass and gently put you on the floor. Then he has to go back to dealing with punching a fucking meteor in half.

All Lois Lane had to do was sit the fuck down to make it easier for all of us. Instead, its always “why do you gotta always save the world and shit. When you gonna make time for me?”  Bitch! I’m helping YOU out by doing what I do. Don’t you understand that?

Now women will argue that they too give a fuck about us all the time. But it’s a different giving a fuck. It comes from a far different place. A girl giving a fuck actually comes from a selfish place.

for example:

When a chick wears something kinda whack, most guys wont say shit.  What the guy has to worry about is shielding her from his shitty friends that might say something fucked up. Obviously the chick thought it was cute enough to wear, so I aint about to shit on her “fashion sense” and ruin her mood.

If a dude wore something whack, his girl will tell him its whack. But that’s because she dont wanna look bad in front of her shitty friends. That’s fucking selfish!

What WE do is way selfless!

So again if women wanted to make it a lil easier for everyone just shit down and shut the fuck up from time to time. Understand that we are doing this for you so appreciate it!

Posted January 8th, 2013 by

Guys, don’t fall in love with pussy. I mean all guys love pussy but don’t fall in love with it. There is a difference. Don’t put that shit on a pedestal because its not as magical as you think it is. I know chicks think their pussy is great but it aint. I’ll tell you why. I’ve had great sex and I’ve had bad sex buuuuuut… I’ve nutted every single time. So that means, pussy aint the x factor. The only thing about pussy is that its always better than jerking off. If its terrible sex, I’m just thinking of your vagina as just an awesome giant female hand.

I know this sounds awful and im sure you chicks think I’m an asshole. But hear me out… First of all, I ain’t saying that you should just give up your vagina easily. Don’t be a whore about it. However, we know that unless you a dirty bitch, you are gonna make us work for it so you can see the true intent of the guy. You want your man to be real. You complain that when we do fuck then we change. What you don’t seem to understand is that until we get that pussy we ain’t being real. We are just trying to crack that safe, aka your vagina. It’s like that movie entrapment where Catherine zeta jones is dodging lasers to steal something. Us saying, oh you look beautiful in that dress, is us just dodging one laser. Opening that car door for you and pulling out the chair for you during dinner is us dodging some more fucking lasers. Once we get it, we figure we don’t need to re dodge the lasers. Fuck that.

And to add to that its not like you chicks are on hundred percent real with us either. Why is it that when we are just seeing each other, you are always dolled up. You wear the sexy panties. You got the make up on. And then when we are a couple, you are like fuck the yoga pants. I’m wearing sweats and ugg boats without make up. I can’t tell you how many girls I’ve dated that look like Jamie Chung or Lucy Liu in the beginning and once we are a steady couple they start looking like Jackie Chan. That’s just as fake as me lying about loving kids and puppies.

And while we are on the subject of pussy. There was this homeless chick that was giving blowjobs for chicken mcnuggets. Now I am sure you chicks are fucking judging this chick. But you chicks are doing the same thing. Us buying you dinner and drinks are just really expensive chicken mcnuggets. So you not as that much greater than this homeless chick.

So you want us to respect you. It’s really pretty simple. 1)Understand that we act and think differently to you and accept it. Don’t dismiss that we are retarded because we don’t think and act like you. 2)Confidence is great but be self aware. If you a big bitch then don’t mask it by saying that you are curvy. I used to be skinny but once my underwear elastic folded like a zigzag rolling papers, I was like yo I’m a fat fuck. I never described myself as chubby or fluffy.  3)Be good on your own. Sure we love to spend time with you if you are cool but even if we don’t hang out do your thing. Have a life outside of me. 4) Respect me as a man. Once you respect me as the king of the household, then you are fit to be the queen of it.

So what’s the end goal? Let’s say its for us to get married. Men and women. Well dear chicks, this is how you becoming marry-able to a guy. You gotta pass these tests and in this order. First you gotta pass the dick test. The dick test is to see if you are fuckable. And lets be honest, its not that hard to pass that test. As long as you aren’t unrapeable, you pass that test. Just don’t be embarrassing to take out in public and we are cool.

The next test is the heart test. I gotta love you and you gotta love me back. Buuuuut, the way we love you is different. Its not that horseshit you think love is. It aint the first person I wanna see when I wake up bullshit. You wanna know what love is. Love is when even if your man gotta a small thang, when you go down on him, you fake gag. Its you being selfless. It’s the same when you fake an orgasm. It’s just to trick us into thinking we are doing a good job. It’s just like when even though you look like a train wreck in a certain outfit, I’m gonna say you look pretty so your feelings don’t get hurt. Love is just the act of being selfless. It’s hard but if you really think about it, you can love anyone if you just try to. Yes I know its not romantic to you chicks but this is how I really see it.

The final test is the brain test. This is to see if it makes sense that I can live with this bitch for the rest of my life. Lots of people think that the heart and brain test are one in the same but it really isn’t. Cuz I can fuck and love a crackhead. I’ve seen lots of fly ass crackheads but lets be honest, there is no way in hell I’ll live with one. That’s just crazy.

And ladies need to understand that you holding your pussy hostage wont make us respect you. So when you pull that the if you love me you would do x,y, and z bullshit, we don’t do it cuz we love you. Look we love our moms more than any woman in the world. And we typically don’t listen to her. What makes you think you deserve our will more than our moms? The only difference is we don’t want to fuck our moms. We aint doing it cuz we love you. We are doing it cuz we want to fuck you.