I Suck at Relationships (Part 2)
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Women I get it. You have a period once a month and you are the ones that have to give birth. It sucks. Your vagina gets put through hell. I wouldn’t want to be you guys at all. But what I don’t get is why do you have to use that as a get out of jail free card?

Why do you think its ok to be a complete raging lunatic on your period? Like you can treat your significant others like its shit and be moody and just be a bonafide killjoy every few days of the month.  Again I wanna say that I get it. If I had blood coming out of my cock once a month and my hormones are all out of whack, I too would be a little cranky. But it still doesn’t make it right. There were many girls I have been with where they would be a complete bitch for no reason. When I ask, “What the fuck is your problem?” They respond that they are on their rag. I always wonder how that really makes it ok.

The vagina in general is the root of all problems in a relationship. There used to be a girl I dated that always got UTIs (urinary tract infections). Then they need to take Uristat and drink a shit ton of cranberry juice.  I swear she got one at least twice a month. I am sure it sucks but she put me through a lot of crap for it.

Well one day I was brushing my teeth while the girl was taking a shit. (I have a high tolerance for gross.) Anyways, she is done dropping deuces. I saw her get up to wipe and I almost choked on my toothpaste. I am not an expert on wiping my ass but I’ve been doing it enough to know that wiping should be done front to back. Unfortunately Miss UTI did the exact opposite. Back to front style. No wonder this dumbass kept on getting UTIs. It because she had shit particles moved into her baby maker.

Things went downhill from there. She got mad at me because I stopped going down on her. I couldn’t tell her its because she has a dirty vagina. Hence I just kept it to myself and told her that I am not ready for a serious relationship.  Hey at least I cared enough to tell her I didn’t want to tell her she is fucking savage for wiping like a retard.

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