This one is gonna sound fucked up but its what I am feeling and its my blog so if you don’t like it eat a big bowl of dick.
I’ve been seeing some broads in the late 20s-early 30s acting a fool in the clubs and bars. Here is my message to you useless jizz jars:
I absolutely detest when these older broads are acting like they are 22 and shit. You guys might have been cute back then but the same shit you pulled back then was “excused” as cute because of y our age. The dudes that were messing with you back then let all that shit go because they wanted to get in your vagina then pull out and leave DNA lotion on your mug. Now that you are a full blown adult, all that shit you try to do at a club make you look retarded and dumb. If guys are fucking with you now, its because you were the last option. Let me say it again, they were trying to mess with them young bitches but since they got shot down, they gonna try to get at your leathery ass before they inevitably go home and jerk off if they strike out with you.
So what is the point of your old asses getting wasted and acting sloppy? Some of you might argue “What, I am just having fun.” Right because waking up the next morning with a stranger’s dead baby residue in your vagina and throat is always a good time. Shut it down and act like grown ass women. I ain’t hating on all women of this age range. Some of yall are great women who are smart and got their shit together. But some of you tramps are delusional. You may think you are a great catch but your friends have been lying to you. You aint cute no more.
I am not sure where I heard this analogy but I will state it here. Vagina is like a car. That shit starts to depreciate the older you get. I really wish there was a Kelley Blue Book or Beckett Price Guide on your ass.
Now some of you miserable zeroes will comment that I aint shit. You are absolutely right. I’m an awful person most of the times.
Women can shit on me all they want. They can say I was terrible in bed… OOOOH. That killed my self-esteem. Look you cum buckets. Get this through you pumpkin faces… I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. You let me put my penis in you and then let me nut on your grill. I absolutely fucking win.
FYI if a dude has baby showered on your face that is a clear sign that he doesn’t respect you. There is no way in hell I am gonna nut of the face of the mother of my children.
BTW. I did not get into a fight with my girl. We are doing absolutely great.
