Girl with a lot of guy friends vs. girl with a lot of girl friends vs. girl with no friends
All are fucking retarded…
Girls with a lot of guy friends are retarded because they think that these guys are just platonic friends. A guy and a girl can never be good platonic friends. Well unless the chick is pure ugly. The girl doesn’t realize that her guys friends have once and still do think about fucking her. And if the opportunity arises (ie alcohol) they will try to play a game of just a tip. Now if a girl like this is in a relationship, it puts the bf in a bad situation because the bf will always be a little suspicious of the girls other guy friends. When this is mentioned, the bf will seem like he is jealous. Where is the trust you might ask? Well the thing is, the guy may trust the gf but he definitely doesn’t trust the guy friends. When there is a little trouble in the relationship, the chick will tell the guy friends about it and them muthafuckas are gonna undoubtedly play the sensitive and thoughtful card because its to give the chick the false impression that they care. They truly don’t. They just wanna fuck you. Then when they do try to make a move, the chick is all shocked. You don’t believe me. Get drunk and sleep over you guy friend’s place.
Girls with a lot of female friends are retarded because they tell each other EVERYTHING. There are no secrets with these bitches. Guys don’t tell their homies EVERYTHING. For example there was a chick I was dating when I was a lot fatter. I had this rash on my stomach because I was fat. Only me, my gf at the time, and the dermatologist knew I had the rash. That Christmas, my girl’s friend gives me rash cream as a Christmas gift. That bitch isn’t even a pharmacist. That night me and my girl got into an argument. She was like “ I don’t care if you tell your friends about me.” “Really you want them to know you have hair on your asshole? And for your birthday it would be cool for them to get you a razor or nosehair trimmer?”
Guys may tell her homies about a one night stand. Some girl he doesn’t care about. He will talk about everything in detail. Smelly vagina, hairy ass, weird noises the chick makes, etc. But they wont talk about their gf’s in that way. Even if she has a weird mole or birthmark, that shit will not be uttered to the homies.
Girls with no friends are also retarded. Unless of course she is new to the area then its understandable but if the chick has no friends whatsoever then its gonna be a problem. Guys, don’t date these broads because they are gonna latch onto you like a retard to a gumball machine. Say you gonna get into a fight. Who the hell does she turn to? That is just gonna make her a crazy bitch. On top of that, there is a reason she aint got friends. Bitch is no good. So treat it like 4th and long and punt.
Guys with a ton of girlfriends are whack. These guys may argue that they have a lot of options but the guy with a ton of female friends are either gay or they are the ones that try to get with a chick in distress. They are dangerous because they really don’t give a shit about the chicks. They just don’t have the balls to try to get with any of these chicks and get relegated to the friend zone. He may seem like he is fine with it but I bet you money that he jerks off more to people that he knows. People that jerk off to people they know is one scary person.
