Im a fucking idiot. So last week I mailed out some dvd’s for the dvd giveaway winners and some dvd orders on my site. Yesterday, I looked at my mailbox and realized I switched the To: and From: locations on the envelope. So basically, i paid postage to mail something to myself. Im the brotosaurus of idiots. Sorry for the lag on the dvd’s guys. My bad!
I should go punch myself in the face!
Ok well after many months of nothing, I present to you everyone’s favorite crazy leader, Kim Jong Il!
Let the shit storm begin!
Shout outs to Pedro Kim, Peachies, Tongdak, Gina Grad, and Chung An. Was a fun shoot and thanks for doing it on such a short notice. Special shout out to Peachies for being an editing monster that she is. Woot woot!
My boy IZ just dropped a single. If you don’t know about him, go fall on a rusty nail and then click on the picture to check out the single.
If you want to get more info on IZ go to: http://www.myspace.com/listenizreal. Sseng u!
Now onto my upcoming shows:
This coming sunday!
There is going to be industry folks at this show so please come thru and support. I need to seriously kill this show! Thanks and if you want tickets let me know. Gracias!
I have met a lot of interesting people. But I want to share an amusing story.
A while back I was hanging out with this chick. She knows that I am a comedian and asks where my next gig is. I replied that my next gig was in Vermont (I had a gig at Middlebury College). She responds, “Oh, what state is that?” For a split second I thought she was fucking around but the look in her eyes clearly told me she was not skilled in Carmen San Diego.
So in order to help her out I said ” Vermont is a state. It’s in the east coast.” I was hoping she would say something like, “oh yea.” But instead she responds, ” So its above florida?” I was shocked. I couldn’t be like bitch everything is above florida. But yes… I know it is not that important in your life to know all the states because quite frankly most people I know wouldn’t venture out to vermont and try the maple syrup but still. Know your states people…
This past weekend, I did a couple of shows. Both shows were pretty fun. Thanks for all the folks that came thru to the shows.
Here are the dope comics that I performed with this weekend:
Ian Edwards (http://www.myspace.com/irespace),
Dwayne Perkins (http://www.dwayneperkins.com/),
Walter Hong,
Eljaye(http://www.myspace.com/eljayecomedy),
G. Reily(http://www.myspace.com/greilly10),
Laz Viciedo(http://www.justlaz.com/),
Amy Ashton(http://www.amyashton.com/)
All dope comedians so go check em out when you get the chance.
Now onto what is going on this week:
Come check it. We got a fun show guys! To go check out the show go to http://framagazine.com/live/talkinish/episode2/
Then on thursday we got:
Imma be hosting this fiasco. Thanks jerks for not putting me on the flyer. Am I not big enough? Go to www.myninjaclothing.com for info.
Oh well come thru folks!
So I saw this recently on youtube and I couldn’t help but think that the creators of this product must have been a cool dude.
I can’t stop laughing. Ladies, I can definitely help you go through the same motions without buying the product. I got you! If you girls want to test out my product, holler!
I got a couple of show this weekend. First up, this friday, there will be a comedy show in my favorite Bar in Ktown! Cafe Bleu! Here is the info for the show:
this is a hot lineup for any comedy club in la, but it will be brought to you exclusively at the baddest bar in the land: cafe bleu!
Show starts at 10PM so bring your friends. There is no cover so come on through and laugh your ass off.
Then on Saturday, I am off to Torrance. First time performing at Keegans Comedy Club. Here is the flyer for the show:
Come Thru!
Oh and one more thing… As always…
For most of the month of July, I was doing a DVD giveaway contest. My assistant and I looked at all the comments on the site. (Yes, I have an assistant) Here are the winners:
Congrats to the winners and keep on commenting!
On to some world news. So if you guys weren’t aware 2 Asian American journalists were caught in the border of North Korea and China a few months back. They were tried in North Korea and sentenced to 12 years of Labor Camp/Gulag in North Korea.
Well after tons of vigils and lots of press finally started working. I woke up today to see that our favorite fornicating president, Bill Clinton went to North Korea and had some negotiations going. I guess he charmed the socks outta North Korea because apparently North Korean leader and my doppelgänger Kim Jong Il agreed to pardon the 2 journalists. That is awesome. Nothing is final until the 2 women set foot on american soil but this is a great start. Yay!
Finally on a personal note, go purchase my dvd!
Thanks!
Its the beginning of August so pretty soon I will announce the winners of the best comments of the posts for the month of July. My team (my assistant) and I will be re-reading the comments on the website and pick the best comments. So stay tuned for that!
Now, for those that don’t know, there is a website that basically is getting a lot of heat because it allows users to upload a “roast”. There is a lot of haterade going on, especially on the internet. I was wondering when my fat mug would make it on the site because I know there are tons of people that hate me. Well last week, someone put my mug on there:
I am all for freedom of speech. I am glad that it wasn’t anything crazy. Some of the roasts are pretty fucked up. Not because I know a lot of the people being roasted but rather some of them are downright fucked up. And if I think something is fucked up then it must be truly terrible. I saw one post where this dude posted pics of his ex girl sucking his dick, cumshot included. Although, I think its stupid for chicks to let themselves get photographed while they are doing the genital tango. Especially, when they dont want that shit leaked out for the world to see. I think it should be common courtesy for a dude to not release shit like that. Now if the chick was a porn star, I might let it slide because her vagina is out in the open all the time.
Anyways, there are other posts that might affect peoples lives and that shouldnt be the case. The internet is one scary motherfucker. I will say this though, the site is mad addicting to read through. So if you have time to kill at work check out www.roastlist.com.
Next I was asked to MC a wedding. Normally, I don’t do this type of gig because I dont have much wedding material and I don’t like the idea that I might be able to ruin a wedding day because of my crassness. But the wedding was for my buddy Lazy Swayze and Sarah.
Even though I shit on people all the time, I would like to say congrats guys! The wedding was damn beautiful. It also helps that lots of the guests were buddies.
MVP of the night had to be Sarah’s Mom. She was rocking out on the dance floor all night long. You haven’t lived until you see a middle aged Korean lady in a hanbok rocking out to Soulja Boy! True story!
One More thing! Check out my buddy Big Phony!
That is all for now. I am going to bed its been a hell of a week.
Go get my dvd! I need to eat this week! Thanks!
