Posted January 8th, 2011 by

Girl with a lot of guy friends vs. girl with a lot of girl friends vs. girl with no friends

All are fucking retarded…

Girls with a lot of guy friends are retarded because they think that these guys are just platonic friends. A guy and a girl can never be good platonic friends. Well unless the chick is pure ugly. The girl doesn’t realize that her guys friends have once and still do think about fucking her. And if the opportunity arises (ie alcohol) they will try to play a game of just a tip. Now if a girl like this is in a relationship, it puts the bf in a bad situation because the bf will always be a little suspicious of the girls other guy friends. When this is mentioned, the bf will seem like he is jealous. Where is the trust you might ask? Well the thing is, the guy may trust the gf but he definitely doesn’t trust the guy friends. When there is a little trouble in the relationship, the chick will tell the guy friends about it and them muthafuckas are gonna undoubtedly play the sensitive and thoughtful card because its to give the chick the false impression that they care. They truly don’t. They just wanna fuck you. Then when they do try to make a move, the chick is all shocked. You don’t believe me. Get drunk and sleep over you guy friend’s place.

Girls with a lot of female friends are retarded because they tell each other EVERYTHING. There are no secrets with these bitches. Guys don’t tell their homies EVERYTHING. For example there was a chick I was dating when I was a lot fatter. I had this rash on my stomach because I was fat. Only me, my gf at the time, and the dermatologist knew I had the rash. That Christmas, my girl’s friend gives me rash cream as a Christmas gift. That bitch isn’t even a pharmacist. That night me and my girl got into an argument. She was like “ I don’t care if you tell your friends about me.” “Really you want them to know you have hair on your asshole? And for your birthday it would be cool for them to get you a razor or nosehair trimmer?”

Guys may tell her homies about a one night stand. Some girl he doesn’t care about. He will talk about everything in detail. Smelly vagina, hairy ass, weird noises the chick makes, etc. But they wont talk about their gf’s in that way. Even if she has a weird mole or birthmark, that shit will not be uttered to the homies.

Girls with no friends are also retarded. Unless of course she is new to the area then its understandable but if the chick has no friends whatsoever then its gonna be a problem. Guys, don’t date these broads because they are gonna latch onto you like a retard to a gumball machine. Say you gonna get into a fight. Who the hell does she turn to? That is just gonna make her a crazy bitch. On top of that, there is a reason she aint got friends. Bitch is no good. So treat it like 4th and long and punt.

Guys with a ton of girlfriends are whack. These guys may argue that they have a lot of options but the guy with a ton of female friends are either gay or they are the ones that try to get with a chick in distress. They are dangerous because they really don’t give a shit about the chicks. They just don’t have the balls to try to get with any of these chicks and get relegated to the friend zone. He may seem like he is fine with it but I bet you money that he jerks off more to people that he knows. People that jerk off to people they know is one scary person.

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Posted January 4th, 2011 by

There is a major problem with the generation we have today. Even though there are a lot of technological and medical advances in my short time here, I gotta say that it hasn’t led to a greater generation

Spanking your kids

Most kids are dumb. They will fuck up from time to time. So as a parent it is your job to make sure your kids fuck up the least amount. My parents whooped my ass when I fucked up. A kid doesn’t have a firm grasp of consequences. They wont think stealing this pack of gum will put them in jail. But if they got their ass whooped by their parents, they will know that stealing a pack of gum will get them an asswhooping.

They will learn later that it will put them in jail. But now with all these child abuse bullshit laws, parents are too scared to discipline these fuck ups. Then they grow up without discipline and become douchebags.

Bullshit Pills

When I was a kid, there was no such thing as ADD. Parents are blame dodging assholes. Oh my son can’t focus on studying. Of course they can’t focus you dumbass. They are kids. They have their mind fixated on fun shit. Studying for a kid is the last thing they wanna do. But then they go see a fucking whack job doctor that wants to take your money and claim your kid has ADD. Prescribe you some pills and say it will help your kid focus. Adderol is like diet cocaine. Trust me, I have had some before so I speak from experience.

Same thing for depression. There are actual signs for this bullshit diagnosis. Here they are if you are wondering:

§ Feelings of helplessness and hopelessness.

§ Loss of interest in daily activities.

§ Appetite or weight changes.

§ Sleep changes.

§ Irritability or restlessness.

§ Loss of energy.

§ Self-loathing.

§ Concentration problems.

§ Unexplained aches and pains.

Look everyone feels some of these symptoms. You get tired. You get bored of shit. Sometimes you aint hungry. Its just that people are not as tough as they used to be. Our fathers and grandfathers have been thru wars, depression, political strife and shit ton of other things. They didn’t need a pill to make em feel better. They just sucked it up and fucking powered through. But people don’t power through anymore. Instead of trying to fix themselves because they are shitty, they chalk it up to being diagnosed with depression.

3) Bullshit statistics

People don’t understand that statistics can be altered. Someone recently rattled off a stat she heard that 1 in 4 women are raped. I wanted to call bullshit because that number seemed really high. Who care about that stat? Just let it go. For some reason I couldn’t because these types of stats can add to the pussy-ness of this generation. I am dismissing rape in a casual sense at all. I know people that have been raped and its been really tough on them. However, I think that sometimes girls are equating regret with rape. Let me explain…

Sometimes you are pure drunk. The guy you considered a platonic friend said don’t drive drunk just crash at my place. You consider him a friend because he doesn’t meet you standards or he doesn’t turn you on. Anyways, so you sleep on his bed and his ass makes a move on you. You don’t fully remember but next thing you know your friend is laying pipe and then he pulls out and nuts on your stomach. I guess he respects you. You are not sure how you feel about what happened and then the next morning you regret it and you may claim it as rape.

How about the 16 year old chick that is dating an 18 year old dude? They start fucking which is natural. Then he fucks up and they get into a fight. By law this dude is a rapist too.

Also sometimes when you broads say no, it doesn’t always mean that.

I can agree that 1 in 4 chicks have been violated. But rape? I don’t think so. The reason I am riled up about this situation is because with younger chicks that have been hearing these types of stats. They will look back and claim they too have been raped when in all actuality you were just one dumb broad that regretted the dick that was inside you. Then with the mindset that you have been raped, you gonna be fucked up automatically. You are gonna have relationship problems and then chalk them problems to you being “raped”. Instead of figuring out why you suck at relationships you just blame it on the raped.

Then you are gonna get depressed about it and get a pill for that.

I hope that this year people start to man up and be completely real with themselves. Please stop being pansy muthafackas. Thanks!

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Posted December 26th, 2010 by

This one is gonna sound fucked up but its what I am feeling and its my blog so if you don’t like it eat a big bowl of dick.

I’ve been seeing some broads in the late 20s-early 30s acting a fool in the clubs and bars. Here is my message to you useless jizz jars:

I absolutely detest when these older broads are acting like they are 22 and shit. You guys might have been cute back then but the same shit you pulled back then was “excused” as cute because of y our age. The dudes that were messing with you back then let all that shit go because they wanted to get in your vagina then pull out and leave DNA lotion on your mug. Now that you are a full blown adult, all that shit you try to do at a club make you look retarded and dumb. If guys are fucking with you now, its because you were the last option. Let me say it again, they were trying to mess with them young bitches but since they got shot down, they gonna try to get at your leathery ass before they inevitably go home and jerk off if they strike out with you.

So what is the point of your old asses getting wasted and acting sloppy? Some of you might argue “What, I am just having fun.” Right because waking up the next morning with a stranger’s dead baby residue in your vagina and throat is always a good time. Shut it down and act like grown ass women. I ain’t hating on all women of this age range. Some of yall are great women who are smart and got their shit together. But some of you tramps are delusional. You may think you are a great catch but your friends have been lying to you. You aint cute no more.

I am not sure where I heard this analogy but I will state it here. Vagina is like a car. That shit starts to depreciate the older you get. I really wish there was a Kelley Blue Book or Beckett Price Guide on your ass.

Now some of you miserable zeroes will comment that I aint shit. You are absolutely right. I’m an awful person most of the times.

Women can shit on me all they want. They can say I was terrible in bed… OOOOH. That killed my self-esteem. Look you cum buckets. Get this through you pumpkin faces… I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. You let me put my penis in you and then let me nut on your grill. I absolutely fucking win.

FYI if a dude has baby showered on your face that is a clear sign that he doesn’t respect you. There is no way in hell I am gonna nut of the face of the mother of my children.

BTW. I did not get into a fight with my girl. We are doing absolutely great.

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Posted December 7th, 2010 by

The reason I don’t do laundry often…

Over the years many folks have given me threads to wear and its partly the reason I don’t do laundry as often I should. Now if only I know folks that make boxers, towels, socks, and bedsheets, I may never do laundry again. Hahah.

So here are my shout outs in no particular order.

My Ninja (www.myninjaclothing.com)

Peter from My Ninja was always kind enough to give me some My Ninja shirts. I’ve worn them shirts so much on stage that people think its my company. They come to my merch booth to see if I am selling them shirts. Unfortunately, it aint my company and if you want a shirt you bess get em at the link above.

Timeless Brand (www.timelessbrand.net)

The homie Sang from Timeless hooked me but with some dope Can’t Beat LA shirts. I wear that shit with pride because I live in the best city in the world! If you don’t believe me look it up on google. But even if you aint from LA its cool, you can still get em. I also have a shirt with my favorite Korean movie on it.

Naem Denim (www.naemdenim.com)

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I have known the homie Kevin for many years. We went to college together and he was always a cool cat. He is running Naem Denim. I aint a denim head but I gotta say that the jeans that I got from them are dope. Its not like the shitty 20 dollar old navy jeans but it aint ridiculously expensive either. I aint spending $600 for a pair of jeans unless they got $500 in the pockets. So they are affordable but also comfortable and they don’t have Brett Farve endorsing them so I guess they are doing something right.

Kallusive(www.kallusive.com)

Met Anthony at UC Merced. Him and Mike Song (KABA Modern) were there for a gig as was I. He was a real cool dude and it turns out that he works at Kallusive. Even though I haven’t known the dude for long, he asked me if I wanted to come in. He said he would suit and boot me. I went into their offices today and he wasn’t kidding. Thanks homie for the threads! It’s a lil gaudy for my taste but yo, they have a good message behind each shirt so I shall be rocking that shit. Plus, I can now get into Armenian parties if I wanted to. I’m just playing foo! I met the whole staff today and they were all real chill and cool. Good luck to yall!

Creative Recreation (www.cre8rec.com)

Although my homie Andy don’t work there anymore. He always laced me up with some dope kicks. Thanks brother for shoes. I think now about 80 percent of my shoes I wear are Creative Recs. They are some dope shoes. Some chick once told me that women look at a dudes shoes . Apparently its important. I don’t know shit about fashion but if it is true, you may be responsible for the amount of tail I got within the last 4 years. Well thinking about it now, I didn’t get that much tail in the last 4 years so thanks A LOT ANDY!

FRA


My homeboys DPD and Danny Park always were nice enough to give me some FRA shirts. They are big time hustlers and I have known these putos for YEARS! Although, they don’t really work on FRA anymore, when they did, that shit was cracking!

For those that I forgot to mention, I apologize. I just know these homies a lot more.

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Posted October 18th, 2010 by

I fucking hate it when people victimize themselves.

Oh my god, nothing is going right. My girl left me, I got fired from my job. Even my dog ran away. Didn’t u ever think that all of that might be your fault.

If things were going well, why would your girl leave. You must have fucked up or your girl is a whore. Regardless of the reason, you still fucked up. You should have known she was a cum bucket when she started spitting on your dick for a blow job.

People generally get fired from their jobs because they suck at it. Being laid off is a different story. But even then, if you were good at your job, it would be a whole hell of a lot harder to let you go.

That’s the problem with people these days. They wanna settle for mediocrity. What the hell happened to trying to be the best? People are complacent with bullshit.

People think Asians are geniuses. Like way smart because we are good at math. Muthafucka it’s because them fools busted their asses in school. Sometimes because our parents beat our ass into studying. To them they are ground zero. Rich foreigners would rarely immigrate here. Why the fuck would they. They are rich in their own country. Our parents come to the country without knowing the language and still make a living for themselves.

People get murdered and raped. Kids are born with aids, natural disasters are leveling homes and killing folks. They are victims. You are an ungrateful non contributing zero. I hope that you fucking drown in your bathtub. Then you are revived back to life then ass fucked by a dude hung like a pringles can (black guy) Then go eat a muthafucking bullet.

So stop complaining that the world is out to get you. And if indeed your friends are taking advantage of you, you are still a dumb fuck for having shady muthafucking friends. Don’t you ever bitch about your situation because most of the things can be prevented or fixed. Unless you got a physical deformity. That’s usually your parents fault.

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