Posted May 22nd, 2010 by

Here is episode 3!

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We have been getting a lot of comments regarding the length of the videos so here is the explanation for this matter:

We originally had 7 episodes. We were planning to release each episode every other week. However, once we looked at the final cuts of each episode they were past the 10 minute time limit that is set by youtube. Hence we decided to break the episodes in half and release an episode weekly.

We staff is very appreciative of all the comments and support that ya’ll have been given us.

Oh and if you guys are interested in watching a full version of ktown cowboys here is some info for a screening coming up:

Now that I got that shit out the way I have some interesting news. This past thursday I was on the set of Parks and Recreation. I booked a small role on it. It not a big role and chances of me having lines are pretty slim. But its a start! The staff and actors were really dope. Its good to see such nice folks especially at a show like Parks and Recreation! I don’t have a camera so I can’t post any pictures. SOrry!

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Posted May 22nd, 2010 by

Too Fat for my Bones

When I entered college, I was about 165lbs. When I graduated I was 215lbs. When I quit my job I was 245lbs. Yes I was a fat ass. The week I quit my job at KPMG, I had a gig in Chicago. After the gig, I had to get back to LA for some reason so I was running down O’hare airport. I ran down a flight of stairs and I missed the last step. I rolled my ankle and fell. I fell pretty damn hard and not a single soul helped me up. I don’t blame them though because when a fat person falls, it is fucking hilarious! When skinny people fall, it is almost graceful and beautiful. It is similar to a leaf falling from a tree in the fall. I got up immediately because I felt like a dumbass. This is one situation you can’t play off cool.

I get to the plane, barely. I rather be in LA (my home) with a sprained ankle than in Chicago (not my home). So once we line, I limp my ass back to my car and drive home. I ice my fucked up right ankle and tried to get some sleep. I felt my heart beating from ankle. Wonderful I thought.

I wake up the next morning and when I looked down at my ankle, it was the size of my knee. I called a family friend who is a podiatrist. I said you need to check this shit out because there is no way my ankle is just sprained. He tells me to come in right away. I get up putting all my weight on my “good foot”. Well my “good foot” said fuck you just collapsed on me. I was thinking what the fuck is going on. I was so heavy that I couldn’t support my body weight on one foot! To add to that, within the span of 24 hours, I hurt both my ankles! I was fresh out of fucking luck.

So it took me 30 minutes to get to my car. I live on the first floor! I walk into the doctor’s office like I got gang raped in jail. It turns out that my first injury; I tore some ligaments on my ankle. The second injury, was because bones in my ankle splintered out due to the weight of my body. The doctor told me that I should stay off my legs. I told him I don’t know how to fly so that may be a little difficult. He said he can’t give me crutches because that wouldn’t make sense. He suggested that I get a walker. I told him to fuck off. I told him I am 25 years old and I didn’t have tennis balls, so no walker.

He shot me up with morphine and I got home and stayed indoors for one whole month. I ate like a refugee. After the month was over, I lost 40 lbs. Not from working out but from not eating. The anorexics have the right idea when it comes to weight loss.

After a month of being immobile, I still wasn’t completely healed. I had a terrible limp and my ankles were still kinda fucked up. I had to call my good buddy, Ms. Accupunture, who came over to my place and placed a gang of needles in my body. My ankles got better within the first session!

While I was recovering, I applied Ben-Gay on my ankles because well it seemed to be working more than the medication that was given to me by the podiatrist. So as I was watching TV and putting on some Ben Gay, the famous Girls Gone Wild promo videos came on. Without thinking, my hands went down stairs to touch my baby spitter. I forgot about the Ben Gay on my hands but I was quickly reminded. It started to burn real bad but… I aint no quitter so I finished.

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Posted May 4th, 2010 by
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Posted April 18th, 2010 by

So after SUNY Geneseo, I head out to good ole Northern Virginia (NOVA- as I am told it is called). I had a show at this bar there in Annandale Virginia, Cafe Noir to be more specific.

It was an interesting show because the show was not packed. I guess Sunday nights are not that poppin over there. On top of that I guess I am not famous at all for people to come to the show. Hahah. The crowd was interesting as well. Bits that I thought would work didnt. Bits I didn’t think would work did. You see, I don’t tell jokes to get laughter. A lot of times, I will tell bits I know wont work just because I like em. I know I am selfish.

Anyways, I saw some familiar faces and I was happy to see them. Since the show was at a bar. A lil alcohol was imbibed. Then I got to hung out with my boy Lyricks, who is reppin Nova pretty hard.  He let me stay at his place for a few days. We got to catch up since I havent seen the puto in a few years.

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All I got to say is that the Koreans in Nova have a weird affinity to ping pong balls.  There was a lot of drinking, bbq-ing and good times. Met lots of cool people. Too many to name… So after a few days in Nova, I was off to Old Dominion University. Lyricks offered to drive me there so I said fuck it, why don’t you open for me. After a few emails with some folks, not only did Lyricks roll with me but his crew the Beautiful Cycle came through. I said fuck it, all yall gonna open for me.

So we check into the hotel and I call the Amber, girl who booked me for the show, and she is telling me the turn out is looking good. I was like cool. We head to campus and when I get to the show, it was packed. Packed with black folks. It was a little unexpected but I was like yo it don’t matter imma rip this shit.

Manifest, Lyricks, and JL get on stage and rip it. I get up and just started shitting on the crowd. The showed a lot of love. Thanks ODU for all the love and support. It was a damn fun show.

Shout outs to Manifest, Lyricks, JL, and our roadie for the trip Eric. Thanks Manifest for driving. Your car was falling apart man. Get some crazy glue and secure the lining on your door.

On a side note, Manifest is coming to California soon for his mixtape release show. So go to that shit.

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also just for fun check out some of the mc’s from NOVA

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